I totally don’t get it.
I have a best friend who keeps urging me to have cyber sex with him. I always frown and I always reject. I don’t understand: what’s the joy of being only able to see and not touch?
So I have never really attempted cyber sex before, except probably once, when I was still very much underaged and had totally no idea what sex was all about. I tried simply because all my horny classmates were talking about sex and I didn’t want to be left out of it. I didn’t even know what a condom was. They were joking about it everytime and I thought to myself, what the fuck is so funny about a condominium??? And during that time, I also surfed porn for the first time in my life just to catch up with their knowledge. I almost puked. I stayed away from sausages for the longest time possible. I couldn’t make sense out of everything. Why does anyone want to put a dick into the mouth? Isn’t that where the pee comes from?
The joys of growing up. You look back and you laugh at how silly you had been.
And so yes, cybersex was one of those activities that I tried during that period of strong peer influence. And I wasn’t impressed, so much that it was literally a first and last experience for me.
I remembered this was how my ICQ chat went..
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Him: 31/M/Chicago. Your ASL?
Me: 24/F/Taiwan. - A strong testament that every one lies on a sex channel. I may be talking to a 60-year old man for all I know. By now, he should have been 70+ years old.
Him: What do you love to do in your free time?
Me: Bathe. - I thought the way to hold a cyber sex chat was to say any words or phrases that was associated to sex.
Him: Huh?
Me: Bathe. I love to take shower.
Him: Erm.. ok. Shall we start? Tell me what you are wearing.
Me: Ok. I’m wearing nothing. I love to get naked. - There I go with my silly idea again.
Him: Ok..
<I can’t remember what went on in between. I think I was just boring him with my silly sex-word-association-game.>
Him: I’m inserting myself into you. Can you feel it?
Me: <no reply> - I had no idea what he was talking about.
Him: You there?
Me: Oh yes yes. I was enjoying. - I lied.
Him: I’m thrusting now. Are you wet?
Me: <no reply> – Wet = pee? Huh? Should my answer be yes or no?
Him: Are you wet?
Me: Yeah.. - Whatever. I came ‘smartly’ to the conclusion that getting wet means perspiring.
Him: That’s good. I like wet girls. I’m thrusting even harder now.
Me: Ok. Aww… - That’s the noise that I’m suppose to make?
Him: I’m getting there. Are you?
Me: oomMPPPP.. - Getting where? Whatever.
Him: I’m coming.. I’m coming…
Me: Awwwww…. - Coming to? Whatever. I’m still making those noise.. yeah!
Him: So did you have fun? I did. Msg me the next time you wanna do it again.
Me: Sure! – Yeah right.
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How on earth did he had fun? I’ve got no idea. He’s just a very kind old man, I think.
HAHAHA don’t you love those days where you need to touch yourself and type wahahahahaha Freaking mechanical. Anyway the new wave of cybersex nowaday take a hold new twist. WebCam
Webcam? Same leh.. Can’t appreciate the world of virtual sex..
fuckin good shit u’ve written :p
lmao.
Frankly, I used to find cybersex or webcam sex a turn-on. Now? Nah…
Dear DandyGal,
Men are visual and self-love animals. All they need is a good visual, even imaginary, and their own hand. So cybersex works for them.
Women needs to be touched. Lately I find kissing, touching and caressing can be very satisfying – almost as good as having sex.
Kisses,
-Amy
Right Amy, men are very visual people. For people like Jack, there’s no need for cyber stuff. They want it, they get it. What’s cyber anymore, right Jack? :p
Hey hey hey! I want it, but I may not always get it.
like what class 95 says.. women fall in love with their ears and men with their eyes.
hi what are you guys are talking
well Pinky, if you are under 18, probably you shouldn’t be reading my blog. Not for the young and innocent.