I think like a man.
When I can’t find a solution, I get all frustrated.
I feel like slapping everyone that I see. Stay away from me. I’ll burn your dick or tear your pussy apart.
I don’t need a listening ear. Not yet. Solution comes first. Once I get my solution, then I will want a listening ear to bitch to. Don’t say things like “I understand… don’t worry… things will be fine.” If anyone realise, such statement doesn’t console people at all… unless there is a good solution to go along with it. Be constructive.
I curse a lot whenever I’m without a solution.
How can I not have a solution for my OWN problem?
Why am I so stupid? Why did I land myself into this state? why wHY WHY?
And the best part? I inflict it on others.
If I call you, you are expected to give me a solution. An excellent one.
If you go on and on and on without giving me a solution within 2 minutes of my time, I will frown so badly that my eyebrows can probably merge to form a right angle. There’s no point in lamenting about the situation. It doesn’t help. I need action plans. I know the shit I am in. It’s enough. Don’t repeat.
If you are able to give me a solution, but it’s a lousy one, I will think that it’s a waste of my time speaking to you and I wonder when I can hang up the phone. Why am I always able to solve people’s problem well enough and yet no one is able to solve mine? It comes to such a stage whereby that familiar voice will ring in my mind. ”Yeah.. I thought of that solution too. But it will not work because… blah blah blah.” I’m too much of a thinker. So much that it aggravates my impatience. What’s new and good for me? Sigh.
If you turn around and criticise me about my temper instead, I think you are a person of bad character. How dare you say me back when you aren’t even competent enough to provide me with a solution?
I’m a bitch.
A unreasonable one.
Love me.
zzzzzzzzzz you’re just ranting… u didnt provide the context nor the situation how to help u? hehe
Love,
Ben
LOL
hello twin. I’m a woman trapped in man’s body. I’m not joking. U’ll shake ur head listening to my situation. I’m seeking a solution myself. Soon, I’ll be having split personality.
LOL. woman trapped in man’s body? Tt sure doesn’t sound right. :p
Well, cheer up notold. You can always try the Babe Agony column at thedandygal@gmail.com.
lol! u wouldn’t want to go that way.. trust me! have you ever experience how whiny a girl can be? yeah.. if u’re a man thinking woman, u’ll go crazy. 1.5 yrs into the break up, yet i’m still quarreling with my ex and unable to forget and get over her n be friends and not be bothered with her. Just imagine that! gosh! I’m hopeless! lol!
Ooo.. Wonder what potion ur ex made u drink and what curse she put on u…
to be continued in mail.
Ok, this may sound weird but I’m actually ok with your type. You see, I’m slow to anger and you can bitch all you want without me tearing your head off.
I’m also not the everything-will-be-fine kind of guy. I usually will say things like, “I know you are feeling angry now. That sucks.”
ah.. tt’s very sweet la… something is missing though. you probably still need to provide a solution after saying those things.