It’s amazing.
My brother and sis-in-law are trying so hard to get pregnant.
They feed on some herbal medicine every night, take body temperatures, read up on parenting, but yet, not a single egg is fertilized. Sometimes, I wonder if they have been fucking in the right hole, since I know both of them gave their first time to each other. Who’s teaching who?
On the other hand, I pray so hard to NOT get pregnant every month.
I feed on alcohol, take precautions, read up on birth controls, and thankfully, not a single egg is fertilized. I’ve tried all sorts of positions that is most likely able to fertilize the egg up, down, left and right. I guess my egg has been knocked unconscious from the various movements and so that’s why I’ve been well-protected. Thank God for that. Keep it going.
We are just a year apart, but I can’t see myself with a kid. Yet.
Kids are fun as long as they don’t cry or pee or shit on you.
If my kid cries, I’ll probably hold him/her up in my arms.. and if that doesn’t stop him/her from crying, my natural instinct is to just fling the baby against the wall. I’m not kidding. I have this image in my mind whenever I see kids crying in public. Keep babies away from me.
I was telling Ginny that the best way to parenting is to teach kids to protect themselves. So if I have a girl, I’ll teach her how to drink from young, so that she will never be taken advantage of under the effect of alcohol. She laughed and said that she wouldn’t want to have kids as well because she would have to abstain from alcohol for at least 9 months. See, now you know why I love my friends.
I hope my brother gets a child soon. It’s awkward whenever I walk past their room and hear a sudden loud moan. I can’t imagine my brother getting naked and pumping his life away. I can’t imagine what my brother looks like when orgasm hits him. My God, I should stop letting images run in my head. Urgh.
I enjoyed a pretty good laugh with this post. Its pretty hilarious and filled with some pretty decent lines. You walked past their room and heard a loud moan?!! Something like that would totally make my hair stand all over and i would have trouble thinking straight at least for a while. But then it could be much worse if u were hearing stuff like “Fill me up with your man juice!” or something along those lines on a daily basis. Maybe you should count your blessings haha.
“Kids are fun as long as they don’t cry or pee or shit on you.”
LOL… Now that’s something worth quoting….. How DO you come up with these lines? So funny!
Sekali you end up like your bro – Want to have a baby but still no results after the umpteenth time.
HAHAHA!
Ay. I think I blog abt tt b4. I’ll get damn pissed off because it’s so much birth control for NOTHING. Evil Jack, evil. :p
Tell us more abt the ‘sudden loud moan’ u hear XD
Yea like say it always like that. When you don’t want it hmmm you might end up getting but when you wanted it so much might end up not getting it. I realise that when i was gaming MMOrpg