Bulldozers

Bulldozers.

Have you seen one before?

I met 2 just a few hours ago.

It was supposed to be a simple basketball match. 2 teams who happened to be sharing the same court decided to have a friendly game. Each team has 3 guys and 2 ladies. Fair enough.

But guess what?

The 2 ladies from the opposing team were very rough. 5 minutes into the game, I was so angry that I became childish and code-named them ‘bulldozers’. You know, once they run into you, you become flat.

I don’t understand the need for such aggression. It’s not as if it’s a pot of gold out there for all of us to snatch. It’s just a god-damn basketball! And there’s no prize for winning!

They pushed, they elbowed and they kept digging for the ball even when we held it close to our bodies. And oh, did I mention that they used their breasts to knock us away? Fuck! I figure out that their breasts must be made of low-grade silicon and that’s the reason why they did not feel pain at all. In fact, after the game, Mel was saying that she decided to get rough too, but the moment she knocked into them, she felt pain instead! The guys were grumbling at how the 2 ladies kept holding the ball right under their breasts as well as how they kept jutting out their breasts in their midst to defence. As a result, they didn’t dare to touch them at all for fear of them shouting molest. My God! It’s the first time that I witnessed how breasts can actually be an asset during a basketball game! Can you believe that?

And apparently, they lacked basic courtesy too. Jeff injured his ankle, but none of the opposing team stopped to let us tend to him. Sigh. So in return, when Eegan accidentally slammed the whole basketball right into the face of one of the ladies, I didn’t bother to wait for her to recover before I snatched her ball away. I know it must be damn painful but fuck, I prefer to reciprocate their ‘favours’. I also deliberately tripped one of the ladies, stole the ball away, and continue playing. Throughout the game, I also kept going up to Mel and reminded her that the goal was not to get the ball into the hoop, but to whack them back. I pushed, I shoved and I also started digging for their balls even though their spilling breasts were big obstructions. If I had a needle with me, I would go all out to deflate their breasts. Wahahahaha! I’m so evil.

Midway into the game, I heard them commenting:

“他们很猛,尤其是穿白色的.” (Loosely translated, it means “they are very aggressive, especially the one wearing white.”)

And obviously they were refering to me because I was the ONLY one in white.

Fuck them!

They were the one getting aggressive first! Didn’t they realise how disgusting they had been? I’m just giving them a taste of their own nonsense!

And then, very obviously, the 2 ladies started to target me and kept tagging me wherever I go. Those two bulldozers did not try to get the ball from their team mates even when they were supposed to be attacking. Instead, they kept their guard and their flithy hands on me. Sigh. Defensing when it’s an attacking court? I’m not sure what their brains were made up of. Also silicon?

Urghh.

This is so frustating. I ended going back home with a swollen finger and scratches on my arms. But well, on second thoughts, I’m actually feeling happy as well because…

I WHACKED THEM BACK.

Yeah!!!!!

They left the court while we were taking a break.

*Victorious Smile*

I pride myself.