Just Do It.

It’s finally Friday.

I’ve waited long enough. One full week!

Now, 2 hours ago, I agreed to run some errands for you and you said that I will be duly rewarded tonight. Getting whatever that I want.

I seriously hope it will be that way.

I know later we still have some pubbing session to go, simply because you wanna make YOUR friends drunk. Now, if you are the one getting drunk instead, I’m so NOT going to let you off. I can’t possibly wait for another day, given that for this past week, I don’t know how many times I had to touch myself just to get a little out of my system. And I no longer like to touch myself ever since the day our sex life started rolling out well. It’s just different… and so you better get yourself ready for tonight.

There will be no excuses like you are dead tired or breathless. I’ll keep jumping on the bed or keep splashing water on you until you are sober enough to fight with me. Don’t give me the crap that I can play with you all I want and you’ll just lay down there motionless. It’s not about me doing you tonight. It’s you doing me. Period. And in the event that you are going limp, I’ll swirl, swing and slap your dick around violently under it’s all ready to vomit.

And if all else fail, you are putting our relationship at stake. When you are sleeping soundly on the bed, I’ll be by your side, listing down all the horrible and embarrassing things that you had done to me and to yourself before. And I’ll load that up onto facebook, where we have PLENTY of common friends.

Yes, I am THAT horny serious.

Don’t test me.

Just do it… with me. 


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5 Responses to Just Do It.

  1. Ben says:

    Ok ok~! I’m more than willing to do u!

  2. giovanni says:

    Wow !! Looking forward for your next post…

    Ben, better sextisfy this horny gal.. lol

    TGIF !! = Today Gal Indeed Fucked!!

  3. Jack says:

    HAHAHA! This is funny!

    *clears throat* Yes, I’m sorry. Empty promises, especially ones that bring your sexual expectations on a roller coaster ride, can be really frustrating.

    I have an idea. Why don’t you keep teasing him (sexually, that is) while you guys are pubbing? My ex used to do that to me, which never fails to turn me into a hungry (you know what I mean) man at the end of the day.

  4. thedandygal says:

    apparently it didn’t work out.. :(

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