You know, I was heading out for dinner just a few hours ago and I saw a lady buying a pizza back.
The first thought that came to my mind was…
Oh my! I so wanna do a PIZZA BOY!!!
I want a handsome pizza boy to deliver my pizza to me. Then I will go all out to seduce him and have hot sex with him. After the deed is done, we can have the pizza together! Wahahaha! And then probably my pizza will be free of charge from then onwards! Slurp!
But in Singapore, the chances of getting a handsome pizza boy is almost negligible. Either they turn up looking like they are in their forties and above, or that their eyes would gleam much more at the thought of tips rather than sex with a customer. Maybe I’m generalizing. But it’s true! Till now, I have yet to see a decent pizza boy. :s
But wait wait, it seems promising suddenly. Below my new apartment, there is a pizza outlet where the pizza chefs look extremely good. And.. they are caucasians…. Slurp… *grinz*
haha there is a website that shows pizza boy banging the sexy housewife or gals after they deliever
Didn’t your mom tell you something about Men being Chefs,… the extreme heat temperatures and erratic moods while working in the hot kitchen??
Stick to looking out for Pizza Boys… or why just pizzas? Takeaways??
This post brought me down memory lane whne i was a pizza delivery boy back in earlyy uni days. I hv to disagree with you tt we prefer tips all the time. I ‘ve had my fair share of secret delivery romps bt unfortunately not with local chicks. The foreign students and expats were very forth coming with their advances when collecting pizzas at the door. i hv yet to encounter a local gerl of similar demeanor ;P..bet i didn’t send any orders to your place!
ah.. u mean such things happen in SG???? oh man, you should share your stories with me!!!
will do that when time permits!