“Eh, she should put on some paddings. She looks so flat.”
“One word. Airport.”
“She got no breasts laaaa!”
You know, guys always make fun of ladies by saying how small their boobs are. It pisses me off badly and I never fail to retort.
“You mean your dick is very big?”
And because it’s an Asian context, 99.9999% of the time, the guy will just shut up because of his low sexual esteem (read: a confession of small dick). And then they will try to give some silly distraction.
“No la… I’m just saying…”
“But…”
“Why get so serious?”
I’m not after some gender harmony award. Neither am I an avid supporter of some feminist movements.
I’m just plain angry.
Because if you think about it, guys can judge all they want because our breasts are just slapped across our chest. We can’t hide it. To top it all, we are expected to find ways and means to magnify them on days when we need to impress because we have long acknowledged that (breasts) size does matter.
But when you try to apply that to guys, you’ll realise it’s more-than-pathetic because girls only get to see the full package when his pants are down. By then, it’ll be too late. We’ll probably be lying down on the bed and trying hard to feel whatever friction that we can get. Maybe that’s why majority of the ladies have sex with their eyes closed most of the time. (And ironically, we have been ‘taught’ to bear with it and never criticize about the size in front of the guy.)
So… let’s be considerate. STOP IT, guys.
Unless you are willing to allow a girl to laugh at your miserable prick…
and what will that be called?
A tit for tat.
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indeed you are right, though i think boobs of all size and shape are great…
i don’t need to apologize for being a boob lover surely?