I don’t know how many of you will agree with me. But there’s this statement that I would love to make.
Men love to act smart and women love to act stupid.
The key term is ‘act’. So men aren’t as smart as they think, and women are, in fact, ain’t stupid. We appear stupid most of the time so as to stroke your ego and probably… oh well… it’s just to stroke your ego.
What this means is that men really shouldn’t attempt lying. For the one and only reason, they can never outsmart the lady. Women have often claimed that they have the intuition to know that something is amiss. It’s true. Maybe it’s inborn. Maybe it’s not. Whatever it is, we have our ways of finding out things (and we are never stupid enough to share 100% of the technique with men). Also, given how women are usually more detailed than men, we can drill down to a single expression in your face to know that you are lying. So point number 1, don’t try to lie.
Point number 2, the more you try to lie, the more stupid you look. It’s always disgusting to witness how a guy tries to lie because you actually have to watch someone display the most moronic act in human nature. I don’t know which is more upsetting – having to observe how he breaks that level of trust between you two (again), or how he has severely underestimated your intelligence (yet again).
Well, the thing is, not many women are confrontational. If we know you are lying, we will normally give you a buffer of time to confess. We will still be as nice to you, because we are hoping that you are really that nice (read: honest) guy we know. If we are kind enough, we may offer you chances by giving you some prompts to say nothing but the truth. But sadly, guys often act smart by thinking that the woman is still unaware of his nonsense. He thinks the woman is silly enough to buy his words and so he lies. But before he knows it, the cards are laid before him with evidence article 1 all the way to evidence article 100 proving his dishonesty. There’s no way he could regain the upper hand and I should say this… he deserved it.
So all these lead to my final point. Point number 3, don’t mess with a woman. I probably need not elaborate on that.
It’s been a strike 1, and now, a strike 2. Something drastic will sure happen by strike 3 (because no one likes to be treated like a fool), but till then…
If you wanna have that kind of fun, let’s all have it together.
When get jealous when I can get even?
And oh, did I mention that if a women lies, it’s not that easy for a man to find out?
*Evil Grin*
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not sure if i can agree with the statement, but most human can detect lies, however hard one may try to conceal
The reason most women are “good” at lying and men “bad” at detecting lies is because men don’t listen 98% of the time to put any details together. Women listen and remember…details…minor details that even a man doesn’t remember saying.
LOL! Julz, you never fail to make me nod furiously to agree with your comments!