I thought I may do many ladies justice by doing this post. Most men deceive themselves and, sadly, ladies about the size of their dicks because in reality, all of us know that size do matter. When bragging to us about their pathetic size, they tend to include their balls, probably one-third of their thighs, or even attempt to see how far their foreskin can be stretched.
Totally ridiculous.
What’s the point of measuring parts of the penis that cannot get into the vagina???
Except for ego-boosting purposes, I don’t see a need to. And if you do, chances are, you will literally get caught lying with your pants down.
This is the fourth post that I’m stressing on the importance of size, so you can see how serious I am about this fact. So for the benefit for all women-kind, this is how you should measure your penis size:
Penis Length
Penis Girth
Yes, let’s get the definition clear once and for all.
Notice how balls are excluded, and so if you are one of those with drooping balls, honestly, you are not as big as you think. Sad huh? That’s reality.
So what happens if you don’t have the size?
For one, stop pretending that you have. We have senses and so we would know what small is, especially when we can’t feel anything at all while you are poking away. Hatred grows deep and you have to bear the consequences youself. For people like me, I’ll vent it on my blog so that one day, if my identity gets exposed, I’ll also make sure that the public will know that you are one of those who have been bragging about your tiny prick.
The better approach would be to be honest. Start finding a girl who really loves you for who you are… and that includes your SHORTcomings (yes, pun is intended).
Love conquers all, I believe.
You should start believing in that too, and stop lying.
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I beg to differ – size doesn’t matter.
So what if I’m big and/or thick when I don’t last? Worse, what if I don’t engage in foreplay?
If it really matters so much, then the big question is – how much is enough?
well Jack, i think u miss a point. size DOES matter. what you are saying about not lasting and not engaging in foreplay are about technique. that’s a different variable from size, isn’t it? it’s like comparing apples to oranges – clearly different items, and so people should stop using technique as an excuse to claim that size doesn’t matter.
size matters and we can see that by assuming that a guy has zero sex technique. if a guy has a reasonable size dick, the girl can ride her way to her orgasms even if he has zero technique. at least she can feel something in her… and for proper comparison, think about a guy with small dick and also with zero technique, u are telling me size doesn’t matter? now who’s bluffing? :s
of course, if a guy has small dick, he can try to use his technique to compensate for his shortcomings. but clearly, he should be doing that! else, a small dick and yet can’t fuck well – he might as well not live anymore.
And for Compulsive Blogger’s question on how much is enough, ask the girl that you are in love with, or ask the girl you are dating. For me, I go for girth, and I would say size DOES matter if you are below 4 inches in length and say, 3 inches in girth?
I love it when you talk like a scientist / biologist / sexologist.
You and your lab coat and your specs, you naughty you.
Oh my god… I laughed so hard reading this that I spit coffee all over my keyboard.
well, i love that you love my humour.