Sex Toy Review: Tenga Air Cushion Cup

I’m so going to burn the toy that I have received from EdenFantasys this week.

Take a look at this disgusting monster.

I thought I should be fair with my benefits so when the staff asked me what I wished to review, I requested for a male toy for Bestion. If you haven’t heard, that’s a Tenga Toy. It has an awesome and sexually-inducing name called “Air Cushion Cup”.

Product description:

The Air cushion cup by Tenga is a masturbator that uses the power of air pressure and specially designed texturing to massage your penis.  The jelly inner sleeve (which comes pre-lubricated) contains 24 air cushion chambers that create a uniquely tight clinging stimulation. This jelly sleeve resides in a discreet plastic tube (or cup) with a hole at one end; this allows the user to control the vacuum tightness of the sleeve. The air pressure caused by pumping in and out of the tube is converted into intense pleasurable sensation by a series of tightening and massaging nubs.  This texturing grips the penis from all sides and creates an immense amount of stimulation to the head and shaft.

Per the manufacturer, this item can be disposed of after use. If additional use is desired, the internal materials can be removed and the sleeve rinsed before reassembling.

Well, I know what you egoistic guys may be thinking.

“No, I don’t need a toy. I prefer the real stuff.”

Bullshit.

Fact is, since you guys gotta masturbate at certain point (I’m very sure that women are not so readily available and there are too many slutty porn online), why not try some male masturbators instead of thinking that you can conquer everything with your own hands?

I took a first look at the toy and when I uncapped it, this was what I saw:

My first reaction - How on earth are you going to put a dick through that small hole? Is this a joke? My mind started to generate a random hypothesis for the product. Maybe Japanese products are meant for smaller sizes? But it can’t be THAT small, can it?

To top it all, there wasn’t an instruction manual – just 3 cheeky boxes which I am still trying to dechipher their meanings (see picture below). We had to waste a bit of time to google for the proper usage method. That’s a big bummer when you are already half-naked, in the mood and then dying to play with your new sex toys.

As it turned out, we have to focus on the bigger circumference. It’s a soft area to begin with, so your dick will be pushed into the cup, and what you have to do is to simply masturbate yourself using the cup.

I’m not a man and I can’t really testify the effectiveness. I pushed the toy to Bestion and told him to try. The cup was filled with good quality lubricant and in huge quantity. You know it when there isn’t a weird rubbery smell.

Bestion commented,

“This feels like real fucking. It’s the feeling I get when we are on a missionary position.”

I was like, “Really? No joke!”

The squeaky sound produced as the dick moved in and out of the cup was a real turn-on, for us at least. I sat like a schoolgirl right in front of my naked man, watching him do great to himself. My eyes gleamed with curosity. I had a whole list of questions to ask.

Q: Are you serious about it feeling like real fucking?

A: Yeah, the friction is good, there’s a layered feeling and the vacuum makes it feel like I’m being DEEPTHROATED.

Q: Deepthroated? (I was secretly pleased that I have found a good replacement if I wasn’t in the mood for getting gagged.)

A: Yeah, deepthroated. Fuck, I can cum like that.

Q: No you can’t! I’m here! I’m here! No cons about the product? Think negative, go!

A: Hmmm… if you compare to the real stuff, probably it just doesn’t feel warm. That’s about it.

Q: Doesn’t it hurt?

A: Not at all. Feels really good…

Sensing a big threat looming from his facial expression, I threw a disgusted look at the toy and said in a real sour tone.

“Well, if you wish to cum in this manner, go ahead. I’m fine with it.”

I love it when men pick up women’s signs. Like a big kid, he put the toy away unwillingly and turned his attention towards me.

And just when I thought all was going my way, he suddenly blurted,

“Oh wait… I need to cap the toy. I don’t want the lubricant to dry up! I’ll be quick!”

Tsk.

I’m burning the toy. Say bye bye, honey. You are returning home to see ashes of the toy.

*So, if you wish to have a feel of making out with me on a missionary position and getting deep-throated by me, if you wish to purchase the product to keep yourself happy or to keep your long-distance boyfriend sexually occupied, here’s the direct link to the Air Cushion Cup page, of course, from the EdenFantasys website.