Relationship Blues

by The Dandy Gal Posted on October 6, 2010

Friends’ relationship problems are getting me pensive again.

And with the advancement of technology, especially FACEBOOK, getting caught lying/cheating is dead easy.

Watch your steps.

You should know that you can never claim to be sleeping when you are posting comments, or writing on someone’s wall. Facebook can track the time of post.

You should know that saying someone has hacked in your Facebook account is silly, because hacking will result in spam messages that ask if you want to get your colon washed, and not leaving a concerned comment on your friend’s wall.

You should also know that after you get caught for lying, and you choose to hide your wall almost immediately, it just spells ‘G-U-I-L-T-Y’.

Think twice before you do anything on Facebook. Use your brains.

Don’t hurt yourself, and don’t hurt your partner.

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Splice

by The Dandy Gal Posted on September 20, 2010

I finally caught a category 3 flick in the cinema.

That’s after I was being stopped by the staff to check my identification card. Twice. I would have take their actions as a compliment for implying I look way younger than my actual age, but I hate the frown on their eyes. They were judging me. “This young lady is watching a rated show by herself. Like why?”, I’m guessing what went on in their minds.

Anyway, the show was incredibly lousy. It’s about these two scientists who created a new creature by splicing human and animal DNA. I kept wondering what can be so sexually explicit that warranted a ‘category 3′ rating. It was already halfway through the show and there was not a single sex scene, even though these two scientists were potraying a married couple. I was actually getting bored.

Then out of nowhere, the male scientist was seduced by the creature and he started having sex with ‘her’. The wife bumped into them having sex, gotten angry and left the room. He chased after her. They figured that they had to kill the creature. Then somehow, the creature died on its own. And the most ridiculous part? The creature came back to life as a ‘he’. So ‘he’ raped the wife and it was the husband’s turn to witness the sexual scene (!!!). Then the husband attacked the creature and the wife tried to help after pulling up her pants. So in the end, the creature killed the husband. The wife killed the creature. And guess what? Surprise!!!!! The wife was impregnated by the creature! Woohoo!!!!! So interesting, right?

Pui!

Like wtf??

*Frown*

I can’t understand sci-fi fantasy. I don’t think the world has run out of human beings that are perfectly fuckable. Why on earth would human beings want to have sex with creatures???

It became more of a horror flick than anything else. I had to head off for drinks after the show, hopefully to get the images off my head.

But it didn’t help.

I had a lousy sleep that day. Fuck the silly show.

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Another Link

by The Dandy Gal Posted on September 11, 2010

If you share my taste for porn, then you should check THIS out.

Decent story line that actually follows through from the start of the clip till the end (caveat: I don’t understand Korean and I’m merely guessing the content), asian context, reasonable clip length, not-too-fake acting, and most importantly, no acrobatic and unrealistic sexual acts.

A rare good one, I would say.

Enjoy.

(“,)

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How Long Can You Last?

by The Dandy Gal Posted on September 9, 2010

As I read the threads in the forum, I can’t help but to post my view on this matter.

When you cum in 30 seconds and your girl claims that she has cummed too, that’s called LYING, or rubbing your ego. She can cuddle by your side after that for all she wants, but that doesn’t mean she is satisfied sexually. She’s probably thinking about which toys to play with when she get home, or which buddy of yours to call on the moment she gets out of your house.

When you claim you can go on fucking for 1 hour without any rest in between, that’s called EXAGGERATION, or watching too much porn. Probably you have a fake dick and she has a fake vagina, and the two of you can have fun faking orgasms all together.

Who on earth wants such a long fuck???

I know I don’t.

As much as I know orgasm is hard to obtain for a lady, I also know that it doesn’t mean that the longer that I’m being fucked, the more orgasm I will get.

It doesn’t work that way.

For one simple fact, it’s not a running tap down there, and even if you squeeze the whole tube of lubricant into her, it will still be sore and numb after some time. If you think about it, no matter which position you change to, it’s still a dick going in and out of the pussy after all. Friction creates heat and abraision, and it’s not that fun after some time.

I would say 10 minutes of pure fucking (excluding foreplay, going down on her and resting) is more than sufficient. Minimum 7 minutes. With the right techniques and the positions that she loves, she can already experience multiple orgasms.

Be kind to yourself. And to your girl.

If fucking you means she will be spending at least 20 minutes praying to God to let it be over soon, or that she would end up missing sex for the rest of the week because she’s on wheelchair, I guarantee she will definitely delete your name from her booty-call list.

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Sammyboyforum

by The Dandy Gal Posted on September 9, 2010

I’m not sure if you guys surf sammyboyforum, but I do, and I always get very entertained.

The types of topic posted usually go along the way of “how long can you last?”, “how many girls have you fucked?”, and then stories of guys stumbling onto their naked colleagues, relatives, classmates and the like. There isn’t a better library than this in Singapore.

I’m assuming most of the members there are guys, and it’s interesting to know what guys are fantasizing as well as fretting over. I’m not going to start another post on “Size does matter” yet, but well, as a gentle reminder (again), it does. But I’ve got to admit one fact – it is worse if you cum fast. And if you are a victim of both, may God bless you to find true love.

And oh yes, there are no lack of posts discussing methods of getting girls on bed. *Roll eyes*. I’m not sure what kind of girls they are meeting, but I’m thinking if it’s that easy, those women are probably already horny, or merely acting dumb in order to make them feel better about their small penis.

Go take a look if you are looking for something to read and bloggers take too long to update their site. And no, I’m not refering to my blog. You still gotta be my faithful reader. I’m just sharing a good site. Be grateful and stay with me.

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