Jerk Type No. 1

by The Dandy Gal Posted on May 3, 2010

Some men deserve spanking. If you are a man, listen up. It’s always better to be frank, then to PRETEND to be a gentleman when you clearly have ulterior motives.

I would rather a man tell me that he fucks around and would like to fuck me next. Simple, direct and honest enough to deserve a serious consideration on my end.

What get on my nerves is when a man say things like…

“Oh, don’t worry, I just want to invite you to sleep over. I’m not going to have sex with you.”

“I will put pillow between us.”

“I can choose not to get turned on (even if you are totally naked in front of me).”

That’s totally crap.

Asking a girl to share a bed with you and yet not letting anything happen? How logical?

And what kind of strange fetish is it to get a girl to sleep over at your place, on the same bed, and yet not have sex?  And assuming the girl is agreeable to do the sleep-over, what is she suppose to do the next morning when it’s time to wake up? Pretend to be asleep while the man showers? Leave the house together with him? Or…

*Gasp*

Leave a sum of money on the table next to the bed?

Come on. Wake up from your silly ideas.

I also realise that men of this type usually love to provide more excuses to substantiate their nonsense.

“I did not have sex with my girlfriend until we were 6 months into the relationship.”

“I am not after looks or sex. I go for the inner beauty.”

Fuck you.

Tell me, how to believe such apparent lies? How stupid can a man be to think that women these days are naive enough to believe those shit?

Argh.

I don’t know what’s worse: faking to be a gentleman, or assuming what he says is true, the ridiculous fetish that he has?

I’m totally disgusted.

What a weekend.

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Flirty Fun

by The Dandy Gal Posted on April 28, 2010

I’ve been flirting… excessively. With both genders and x number of them, until the point where I’m losing track of each story line.

The past weekend had been hectic. Had a friday late night party that stretched till 730am the next day. I was totally drained out and found myself dragging my feet to the next night of beach party and lkf clubbing. Anyway, I met Anne and we clicked right away. So much that by the end of the next day, we were crazily texting each other on facebook.

Anne: you fucking love me!

Me: yes and you love fucking me all up. I’m so heartbroken now (that she threw me out of the house). And I’m feeling so revengeful that I’m going to sell your naked pics online.  

Anne: At least you could sell my pictures. I tried selling yours but well… I shouldn’t tell you how those people react when I show them your pics… don’t want you to get heartbroken, my dear.

Me: no… I think they couldn’t (react)… because… they were having the orgasm of their life.

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Anne: Shall we meet on Friday?

Me: Yes we should.. promise me though you won’t leave me to wake up all alone and naked on the bed again. I exhausted myself the whole night and this is what I get? you horny, selfish bitch.

Anne: Well, sex with you wasn’t great. Btw, between you and me, you may wanna go see a gynae. It smelt like something had crawled up there and died. Maybe you have too much fucking going on. Love you still.

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You get it.

Tonnes of role playing, teasing and kinky sparring.

I like.

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Don’t Beg.

by The Dandy Gal Posted on April 21, 2010

I felt disturbed when I saw a friend posting status messages on her facebook with phrases like,

“please don’t leave me.”

“it’s all my fault.”

“come back to me, and I’ll change everything for you.”

“I’ll be obedient.”

Since when love’s role is to turn someone into a begger?

Have dignity, please.

Truth of fact, she isn’t the only person that I know who would post such things after their breakups.

I don’t want to take sides or speculate who’s right or wrong. But when someone makes the decision to leave you, suck it up. Begging doesn’t make him change his mind – and if he did, it’s all for sympathetic reasons. I mean, how NOT to when you have tears in your eyes, or when you said you haven’t eaten for days?

I belive a breakup happens for a reason. Nobody is at a wrong because at the end of the day, it’s all about compatibility issues. If someone cannot take your shit, and yet does not have the patience to work things out with you, let him leave. It’s a blessing actually – because you stop wasting your youth on him. Remember how fast a lady’s market value depreciate as age catches up?  So thank your ex for ditching you early. He’s being really kind.

If you beg, you are only making him feel all good about himself. But remember, in a breakup, BOTH of you have proven uncompatible. It’s NOT your fault and neither is his. (Think: it’s just like getting an apple to fuck an orange. Make sense? No? Exactly.) So why go all weak and let him feel that he can trample you around? Few months later when you get over the breakup, you’ll laugh or even hate yourself for stooping so low just to let someone incompatible leaves.

Embrace the breakup. Honestly how bad can it be? You will probably cry for months, find yourself having a lot of time on your hands and feel desperately horny because you are no longer having frequent sex with someone who already knows what ticks for you (ok that’s very bad). It’s definitely a tough phase, but take a macroscopic view, and you’ll realise, that’s ALL about it.

On the other hand, once you go beyond that, you will have learnt more about yourself and your needs in a relationship. And guess what, the next person may have a bigger heart and a larger dick! How not to get excited about that???

There’s always something to look for after a breakup. So smile and move on!

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Drink, Drank, Drunk

by The Dandy Gal Posted on April 18, 2010

Why is everyone I know always drinking and clubbing on weekends??? After nursing yet another bad hangover, my detest for drinking is getting greater.

I had a bad day on Friday, and it led to a night of “just drink to get numbed and get high”. Obviously such techniques never work as people only feel worse after they messed with alcohol, and so did I. It didn’t matter to me that I was in the company of party lovers who were dancing and drinking merry. I felt even more lonely and started to get into those extreme emotional mood  right after I headed home. And who suffered? Poor Bestion. Sigh. I’m in such a guilty mood ever since, and so, really, SORRY BESTION. (But ok, he had to give me a little credit because I did try to make up by giving him a blowjob without even demanding for anything in return!)

And oh I realise one thing. You don’t even need to be dressed sexily to get picked up in clubs. All you need is to appear visibly high from alcohol and you’ve got random hands pulling you away from your company. Horny and creepy bastards. Urgh. 

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Orgasmic 26

by The Dandy Gal Posted on April 13, 2010

Birthday last week was totally awesome.

For some reasons, Bestion was very horny. He couldn’t take ‘no’ when I said I wasn’t in the mood. He negotiated, pleaded and eventually resorted to ‘rape’ me by tugging my jeans and panties off and then forcefully entered me. And then he went on and on and on non-stop, so much that I thought he was being possessed by the energizer bunny.

After the first round when I was totally exhausted, he headed to the shower to wash up. I took only a minute to join him in the bathroom and by the time I stepped in, I saw him still having his hard-on. Damn did it even go down in the first place? Eventually he had to masturbate himself to get it off his system. After dinner, he asked if we could have sex again and so we did. For another long time. God loves me, I know.  

I lost count of the number of orgasms I had that night. I only remember feeling so tired after that and by the time I woke up, morning was long over.

Happy birthday to myself.

Never have I felt so fucked in my life before which, ironically, is for the right reason. I’m totally not complaining.

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