I have a lousy impression of online sex stores. They typically don’t sell sex toys as much as they sell pop-up advertisements, spam and computer viruses. On top of that, they usually have a black/dark web layout of which I cannot comprehend. Sex, to me, shouldn’t be negative or shameful, do you agree?
So when the lovely staff at EdenFantasys asked me to write product reviews for them, I was skeptical. After all, I figured it wouldn’t be about promoting the products alone. Instead, what was at stake was clearly for a bigger purpose – their sex toys store. I knew within me that I should not be promoting anything that I cannot see eye-to-eye with. I was worried of karma, especially if it was in the form of bad sex for the rest of my life. So before I wrote my reply to them, I surfed their site and I was…
pleasantly surprised.
EdenFantasys has a clean white-pink layout, an active community to share on sex and relationship, and to top it all, it has NO pop-ups. How adorable. I love the subtle humour in their web content as well. Thumbs up.
The staff generously offered me a huge variety of products to choose from, and I picked a Mini Bullet Controller. Fast forward to 2 weeks later, I received a notification to collect my parcel. When I was making my way to pick up the bullet vibrator from the post office, I was secretly afraid that history may repeat itself. The previous time that I bought something sexy from a Singapore online sex shop, they sent an old lady to hand-deliver the parcel to me. I supposed she knew the content of the package, because she shot me a disgusted look, as though I was asking her to deliver naked men to me. How mean.
This time round, my worries were unfounded. Edenfantasys was extremely considerate. The packaging of the parcel gave no clue of the interior content. The postal service receipt stuck outside of the box merely mentioned “Electronics”. The sender was “Web Merchants Inc”. Splendid, isn’t it? Who would have known that within it would lie an adult toy?
This is what I’ve gotten: Mini Bullet Controller.
On the product packaging, it reads,
“Good things come in small packages. Don’t let its size fool you, it’s big in satisfaction! And waterproof too, so you can pleasure yourself while you relax in the tub or while enjoying a hot shower. Let the smooth velvety touch of the controller sooth you while the multi-speed bullet sends out big powerful waves of ecstasy through every inch of your erogenous zone! The Mini Bullet & Controller from Doc Johnson… big orgasms included with every package.”
Big statements, I particularly hate those that I have highlighted in bold. I suspect that the writer of that marketing text is a man. I dislike it when people tell me that size doesn’t matter or when they give me promises of orgasms. It usually does not happen. To make matter worse, I have never been a fan of vibrators. I have 3 vibrators waiting to rust in my drawer, but I end up only trusting my own fingers when the time comes. This toy has much to prove.
I washed the bullet, inserted the batteries and then started fiddling with the controller. Okay, there wasn’t much to press around, except for the 2 buttons that move the speed up and down 4 different levels. Incremental speed is reasonable (you can actually note a difference), though I was happy with just the 4th level – the highest. The product maker says that it’s relatively quiet and indeed it is (compared to another mini bullet that I personally owned). However, I wouldn’t advise you to try using it in your office (unless you work around bees), or even on a plane. It isn’t silent after all. In fact, I was disturbing Bestion with the vibrator, pretending it to be a buzzing weapon, after having just caught Transformer a few hours back. Then I went ahead to zap his balls and his nipples with the vibrator. He said the vibrations did turn him on – so remain alert guys, watch where your partner keeps her vibrators.
Some fooling around ensued and I found myself on the bed naked, legs held apart by him, and giving him the liberty to run the bullet along the tracks below. This bullet has a really smooth texture that provides a soothing point of contact. It certainly has THE power, though it’s advisable to not linger at a particular spot for too long or run the risk of getting desensitized. If you are using it secretly in public, I should say, hold the controller well and hide the cords. I got wet fast, and at certain points, I was gasping for air and begging for him to stop, only to have him use it at my nipples as I was catching my breath. Someone says, a TIT for tat?
Orgasm from the bullet alone, yes I was pleasured, but not exactly as big as what the packaging had claimed. I wondered if the orgasm was partly attributed by the fulfilment of a long-awaited fantasy of Bestion using a sex toy on me. So I tried it again another day, with just myself. I must say, it works! I love the power. In fact, I was struggling to keep the bullet at my clit as the tensions built up and my body went weak. Failed once, failed twice, and when it came to the third, it was completely satisfying! (If not, I would have been desperate enough find a method to tie the cord around me, in order to stop my hand from naturally moving the bullet away during those electrifying moments.) That buzz lingered for a few moments, way after I put the toy aside, and hence kept my horny mood up for the rest of the day. Woohoo!
To sum up, it’s a perfect toy for foreplay – whether you are using it alone, or with your partner. So if you are considering to get a toy, you can take a look at this mini bullet and controller at EdenFantasys website.
